THANK GOD IT'S FRIDAY

Looking for new witty hilarious Friday status updates? Well, you just landed at the right place. This blog has been here not for a very long time and if you've notice, It's long since I updated this blog. I've not been able to update new posts due to unavoidable circumstances... sorry for that guys. I've always wished to have this blog updated every now and then but guys, it's not an easy job. Lets cut the long story short and get down to business. I know your mouth must be watering for those witty Friday statuses that I have collected for you to keep your Facebook or tweeter on their toes wondering how smart you always become on Friday. ENJOY

1. ____There is no better sunscreen than sitting inside a bar.
2. ____Friday! The only two who aren't excited about that are my bank account and my liver.
3. ____A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday.
4. ____When you're an Atheist, every Friday is good and nobody has to die.
5. ____Every day can be Friday if you're really irresponsible.
6. ____Finding out alcohol was a depressant made me question science.
7. ____If I have to use gas station bathroom, I always open the door like I'm about to find a dead body in there.
8. ____ Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
9. ____Hey Liver, it's Friday... Time to clock-in!
10. ____To the 84yr woman that won the $591 million dollar PowerBall, sup baby! It's Friday.
11. ____Friday Night Pick Up Line: Either stop being so attractive or make out with me, it is your choice.
12. ____On Friday nights I visit a club so exclusive nobody else knows it exists. It looks bizarrely like my living room & needs new cleaning staff.
13. ____Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
14. ____ Who do atheists thank for Friday?
15. ____Gotta admire people who drive with one hand holding on to a mattress tied to the roof.
16. ____ Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
17. ____ I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.

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