Monday, November 19, 2012


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  1. REMEMBER: You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think, and twice as beautiful as you`d ever imagine.
  2. Friends are like orgasms... nobody wants the fake ones. .
  3. You know you're desperate for an answer when you look on the second page of google.
  4. I like scrolling through my apps really fast. It feels like the big wheel on the "price is right"
  5. Remember: Life isn't about having amazing experiences, it's about making mediocre experiences look awesome on Facebook.
  6. "911 operator what's your emergency" "Are ya'll hiring?"
  7. For those of you who think I don't have friends, you are wrong. I have all 10 seasons on DVD.
  8. If women think all men are the same, then why do they worry so much about picking the right one.
  9. If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
  10. Thinking about suing my job for refusing to recognize my religion of being a bear and denying me my beliefs of winter hibernation.
  11. There's always one girl in your school that is obsessed with horses.
  12. Why do parents think it`s so easy to get straight A's?
  13. No mater what you do on the Computer, you always end up on Twitter, Facebook or YouTube.
  14. That annoying moment when you have to keep removing your headphones because someone keeps talking to you.
  15. Loving someone who doesn't feel the same way about you, is like hugging a cactus. The longer you hold on, the more it hurts.
  16. The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
  17. I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than yesterday.
  18. What if birthmarks are just scars from where you were killed in your previous life.
  19. There really is no good way to tell a man who doesn't speak English that his pants are unzipped.
  20. Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels?
  21. If you are running away from your problems, you might as well chase after your dreams.
  22. Life is what happens while you're trying to make it back to bed.
  23. If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
  24. A woman's superpower is turning an insignificant misunderstanding into a catastrophe of biblical proportions
  25. The awkward moment when you’re waiting for a text but then you realize you’re the one who didn’t reply.
  26. I tried to change my password to Twilight. But there was an error saying it contained too many useless characters.
  27. I think on December 21 all the power companies should shut off the power for like 10 minutes just to make people flip out.
  28. Do they make Edible Arrangements but with pizzas?
  29. When I see a headline like "Hostess Forced to Liquidate", all I can think about is Twinkies smoothies.
  30. My life coach just told me to fake an injury.
  31. It is better to have loved and lost than live with a psycho the rest of your life.
  32. Don't you hate it when you look all around the house and car for your underwear,,, And they were on top of your head the whole time?
  33. Don't believe everything you think.
  34. Named my car Te-bow because it wont start.
  35. The quickest way to avoid a conversation is by clicking like
  36. 21 year old me would be devastated to learn that 8am is "sleeping in" for 32 year old me.
  37. I do a spot-on impression of a man in his 30's not living up to his full potential.
  38. The people at the pet store sure do get mad when you walk in dressed as Mario and start hitting turtles with a big hammer
  39. Pirates that used X to mark the spot were stupid. If they had used a G, nobody would ever have found their treasure.
  40. You're scared of clowns? I'm scared of things that could actually hurt me. Like, monsters under beds who attack uncovered feet.
  41. I'm always right about the stuff I want to be wrong about.
  42. I would hate to live a life without extreme passion and breathtaking moments of lust.
  43. Driving would be much more entertaining if there were no yellow lights.
  44. You can't see your next if you`re too busy looking at your Ex.
  45. I wish there was an alarm clock that released like 50 puppies on your face to wake you up.
  46. Done my Christmas shopping. Got everyone a box with nothing in it and a note saying, "Sorry the World was supposed to end so I didn't get you anything. Blame the Mayans."
  47. I say " I shouldn't be telling you this," at the beginning of every conversation so people will listen to what I'm saying.
  48. Don't worry, some people are their own punishment in life.
  49. That ONE person you can`t stop thinking about…...until you have food in front of you
  50. Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. Then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.


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  2. Some Ladies of nowadays would never seize to amuse me!
    They hold the most expensive phones and because they know the worth of those phones, If you check the phones, they are well covered with a phone-cover. Check the screen, it's well guarded with a screen guard.
    Some go around with Samsung galaxy Tabs and iPads all well guarded and protected!
    Check even the keys, they
    are well protected with a keypad protector. But ironically, these ladies walk all over the streets with their bodies well exposed.
    WHY????... It's either the phones are worth more than their bodies or they are yet to recognize their worth as a woman...
    So I wish to know; which one is more valuable, The phones, ipads, tabs or your bodies?
    Your naked body can only attract irresponsible guys who will use your body to satisfy their sexual needs (hit and run) But it will not attract a husband or real man out there. That's the bitter truth so pls, re-evaluate and set your priorities right.

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