More Friday Statuses just for you

• Its Friday, Anything worth doing is worth doing weird.
• I remember one time when I was high... I asked a cat if it could talk. It replied Me? How?
• Everyone's like "I love Obama" or "I love Romney" and I'm just over here like "I love whiskey and beer"
• Its finally Friday! Felt like it took a week to get here!!
• It's Friday! Time to mute your conscience and party!
• I want to hold hands and waste friday nights with you while we both getting wasted.