_____Football is a game in which a handful of men run around for one and a half hours watched by millions of people who could really use the exercise.
_____Football players are the only people who can dribble and still look neat.
_____A bad football team is like an old bra – no cups and little support.
_____For a minute we were in with a great chance. Then the game started.
_____I thought you said he eats, drinks and sleeps football? He does, he just can’t play it.
_____It’s all fun and games until you lose your wifi signal.