Saturday, October 2, 2010


  • Biggest Social Networking Crime: You haven’t seen someone for years; you vaguely recognize their name but not their face. They add you as a friend on Facebook and then after you accept them, you never hear from them again. 
  • is it just me, or does everyone have two email addresses? One for normal emails between friends and work, the other for spontaneously registering on random websites. 
  • You post constant status updates about what TV show you're watching and what you're eating for dinner. You're not allowed to whine when people get excited for football once a week. 
  •   The movie "The Social Network" about facebook earned 9 million dollars in sales Friday night to top all movies. Imagine what they could have done if those veiwers had dates! 
  •   I'm thinking of re-releasing my old statuses in 3D. 
  •   Facebook is the Hotel California of the new millennium. You can log out any time you like, but you can never leave. 
  •   My wife was watching a cooking show and I said ''Why are you watching that! You don't know how to cook Stupidity is not a crime, so you are free to go. !''..............She said ''Well you watch porn!!!!!!!!'' 
  •   I don't trust people who like me the second we meet. I'm an acquired taste.     

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