VALENTINE'S DAY STATUS UPDATES
Happy Valentine's Day to you all.
- _____My wife said she wants a divorce for valentines day. I wasn't planning to spend that much.
- _____The only card I want for Valentine's is VISA.
- _____I always Like to wear black on Valentine's day.
- _____Seriously, do I look like a Valentine's person?
- _____You don't have a valentine on valentines day? Some people don't have a mother on mother's day or a father on father's day so shut up!
- _____Given that St. Valentine was a 3rd century Roman Priest who was stoned and beheaded, wouldn't a more appropriate celebration of the evening be taking one's steady gal to witness a brutal murder?
- _____ A candlelight dinner with long stemmed roses sounds like a deadly combination for my inflatable valentine.
- _____Now taking applications for a VALENTINE. Apply below.
- _____ Valentines advance: If she went to the party, watched the entire Super Bowl and has a good time with you, then washed the dishes, cleaned up home, did laundry, washed your car and cooked the dinner… then she is definitely a Valentine material!
- _____From all of us lonely hearts to you cuddly bastards on Valentine's day, we wish you cold sores and itchy rashes.
- _____I really wish I could kiss you on Valentines day but that's not gonna happen.
- _____Will you be my Valentine for an hour... We won't exchange gifts and we'll skip the night out and just make love?
- _____My home made Valentines Day cards say "Would let you lick all the cookie batter off the spoon." That shit says you care...
- _____From the moment our eyes first met, I knew I'd spend the rest of my life... trying to avoid you!
- _____I'm going to spend Valentine's day with my x..... Box 360.
- _____Valentine's is near and love is in the air. Don't breathe.
- _____Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and the "D" come together.
- _____Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?
- _____So do you call her at midnight to wish her Happy Valentine's Day? Or it can wait till morning? What's the procedure on these things?
- _____I wonder why folks celebrating the demise of a poor priest as 'Happy Valentine's Day' with such a festive mood.. It's 'RIP San ValentÃn'!
- _____Happy Valentine's Day for those who's got a valentine. I'm just gonna watch romantic movies and eat chocolate because I'm alone.
Well, for those who want some cool, romantic messages, here are some:
- _____Loving you is like breathing-so essential and important to remain alive.
- _____You always know exactly how I feel and you are always there to make me feel alright when I stay far away from you... It is love that keep the connection between us so strong.
- _____Calming me down when I am angry, understanding my silly ways even when I do not find words to express myself and still loving me so much... how do you do it all?
- _____Your presence in my life brings loving thoughts within my heart, wonderful smiles on my face and peace in my soul.
- _____You are not mine, but still I don't know why I am afraid of losing you.
- _____Last night I matched every star with a reason for loving you. I ran out of stars because my love is countless.
- _____When the days are dark and the nights are long, I shall be with you to make you feel good.
- _____The way you wake me up and hold me in your arms every morning makes for a great start of my day, and I know you will always make me feel this special no matter how much we grow old.
- _____I always wanted someone who will understand me and make me go beyond my weakness to achieve my goals, and in you I found my love. I love you more every day.
- _____I will wait for you till dawn even if it is the darkest night.
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