Friday, September 28, 2012

I learned to give not because I have much, but because I know how it feels to have nothing.

  1. We met for a reason, either you're a blessing or a lesson.
  2. How to find the name of a song: Type all the words you know on Google and hope for the best.
  3. If I knew as much as I forgot, I'd be one smart person.
  4. It makes me sad to think there are people in this world who have a Kardashian as their favorite celeb.
  5. Guys don't realize how hard it is to be a girl and have to pretend you never ever poop.
  6. In a way, I feel sorry for the kids of this generation They'll have parents who know how to check their browser history.
  7. Im just going to assume that food stamps come with an Iphone, new airmaxes, and rims for the cadillac they give you.
  8. Remember,,, The worst things in life are free, too
  9. My boyfriend says I treat him like a child. So I gave him a sticker for standing up for himself.
  10. Putting on a warm shirt that just came out of the dryer is quite possibly one of the best feelings ever.
  11. I wasn't whole until we met. Only now am I a complete idiot.
  12. Know that stunning girl who says naughty things and constantly posts pics of herself? I GUARANTEE you'd be SICK of her in like two weeks.
  13. The only math I'm good at is adding insult to injury.
  14. Our kids will never know the terror of calling their crush on a landline and having their parents answer the phone.
  15. If you're in line, and the person in front of you doesn't notice the line moving, how soon can you shove them before it's considered rude?

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