Monday, October 1, 2012

CRAZY, EPIC MONDAY STATUSES

  1. I hate it when I invite people and they actually show up.
  2. My coffee is so black and strong it just punched me in the face and stole my wallet.
  3. I really need a day in between Sunday and monday
  4. Whenever I start feeling spontaneous, my bank account quietly reminds me to calm the heck down.
  5. I CAN READ YOUR MIND! 1) you're reading this aren't you 2) You can't say B without closing your mouth 3) LOL you just tried 4) you're laughing at the fact i'm right ...7) you didn't realise i missed 5 an 6 8) you just looked back at 4 and 7 to check 9) You know you want to like this ;)

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