- I often view the Thanksgiving table as a roulette table, something about potato salad and macaroni salad made by people that don’t like me makes me think I would be safer in Vegas betting my house and car.
- Thanksgiving is the one day each year that families get together…and remind themselves why they only get together once a year.
- If you manage to attend a second Thanksgiving then you didn't do the first one right.
- Some of us live thousands of miles away from our families and don't get to be with them during the Holidays. Jealous?
- I train year round just for 2 days a year. Thanksgiving and Christmas. May have to break out the elastic pants after tomorrow.
- Don’t worry about what you eat between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Worry about what you eat between Christmas and Thanksgiving
- The radio should've started playing thanksgiving music instead of christmas music but the only song I can think of is Adam Sandlers Thanksgiving Song.
- Be thankful for everything you have. There is always somebody out there that is less fortunate than you. Hope everyone have a wonderful Thanksgiving!
- I'm writing a thanksgiving cookbook called "50 shades of gravy."
- Driving out to the family farm for Thanksgiving. But first, a stop at the airport for a quickie.
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